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Two men were in a car when they had to stop at a red signal light. The man at the wheel did not say anything.

The other man by his side, fretting and fuming, said, “The time we waste at these red lights – why, a man could write a book!”

The driver still said nothing.

Finally the man beside him said, “Didn’t you hear what I said?”

“No.”

“How come?”

“I was talking.”

“Who were you talking to?”

“I was talking to God,” he said. “I’ve been making it a practice every time I get to a red light to pray for one of my friends. It is wonderful how many folks I have on my prayer list and how many I have time to pray for in this way.”

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This amazing recliner was first featured on our Stupid Crook News Thursday… today it’s up for auction on eBay! Dennis Anderson of Proctor, MN, the chair’s previous owner, pleaded guilty this week to DUI in the customized, motorized chair. Proceeds from the sale of the recliner will benefit the Proctor police department, the state of Minnesota and a prosecuting attorney.  Incidentally, Mr. Anderson’s family has also put up for eBay auction an autographed photo of him riding the La-Z-Boy.  Those proceeds will go to help him pay his legal fees.  Check it all out here, but hurry– time is running out!

DARRYL WORLEY and KEITH URBAN have already shown their stuff in “Playgirl” magazine.  But if you’re hoping to see BRAD PAISLEY doing it, well, don’t hold your breath. Brad says, “I’ve actually turned that down.  They’ve asked a few times, and no.  They can forget it.  Trust me.  No way. Not in a million years.” 

And yet, we did manage to find a nude photo of Brad, taken from his Twitter page earlier this month.   The caption said “What can I say…I was young and I needed the money!”.

I remember a time before the internet.  You could go out and kick up your heels with some of the guys and nobody would find out the silly things you had done when you got caught up in the moment.  If Al Gore really did invent the internet, then he is responsible for this video circulating.  What you are about to see is one of those case I mentioned above.  To my wife and children…I’m so very sorry!  Please forgive me for the public ridicule you are about to receive.     

Please view at your own risk!!!  Mt. Olive Womanless Beauty Pageant Video

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You shall not worry, for worry is the most unproductive of all human activities.

You shall not be fearful, for most of the things we fear never come to pass.

You shall not carry grudges, for they are the heaviest of all life’s burdens.

You shall face each problem as it comes. You can only handle one at a time anyway.

You shall not take problems to bed with you, for they make very poor bedfellows.

You shall not borrow other people’s problems. They can better care for them than you.

You shall not try to relive yesterday for good or ill, it is forever gone. Concentrate on what is happening in your life and be happy now!

You shall be a good listener, for only when you listen do you hear ideas different from your own.

You shall not become “bogged down” by frustration, for 90% of it is rooted in self-pity and will only interfere with positive action.

You shall count your blessings, never overlooking the small ones, for a lot of small blessings add up to a big one.

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WOULD YOU HAND OUT BACON-FLAVORED GUMBALLS FOR HALLOWEEN?

 This Halloween, you can hand out “regular” candy just like everyone else. Or you can break the mold and pass out some “less traditional” Halloween treats.

 And I don’t mean apples and toothbrushes.  That’s lame. I’m talking about stuff like THIS.

 Bacon-flavored gumballs . . .Garlic mints . . .Zit Poppers, which are oversized acne bumps filled with candy pus . . .Human Dog Food, which is candy kibble in a mini bowl . . .And OMG!!!  Scorpion Pops, which are just like regular lollipops, only they have a dead scorpion in the center.

 You can buy these disgusting treats, along with several others that sound just as nasty, click here .

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God won’t ask what kind of car you drove, but will ask how many people you drove who didn’t have transportation.

God won’t ask the square footage of your house, but will ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

God won’t ask about the fancy clothes you had in your closet, but will ask how many of those clothes helped the needy.

God won’t ask about your social status, but will ask what kind of class you displayed.

God won’t ask how many material possessions you had, but will ask if they dictated your life.

God won’t ask what your highest salary was, but will ask if you compromised your character to obtain that salary.

God won’t ask how much overtime you worked, but will ask if you worked overtime for your family and loved ones.

God won’t ask how many promotions you received, but will ask how you promoted others.

God won’t ask what your job title was, but will ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

God won’t ask what you did to help yourself, but will ask what you did to help others.

God won’t ask how many friends you had, but will ask how many people to whom you were a true friend.

God won’t ask what you did to protect your rights, but will ask what you did to protect the rights of others.

God won’t ask in what neighborhood you lived, but will ask how you treated your neighbors.

God won’t ask about the color of your skin, but will ask about the content of your character.

God won’t ask how many times your deeds matched your words, but will ask how many times they didn’t.

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We were talking this morning about “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert and his new album cover that’s generating some controversy.  Kind of reminds us of an ’80s Boy George kind of thing.  We’d love to know what you think!

The Johnsonville BIG TASTE GRILL is coming to Winston-Salem!

Johnsonville Sausage, the #1 sausage brand in America, is delivering the great taste of Johnsonville bratwurst to the below listed events with the help of the Johnsonville Big Taste Grill™ —the world’s largest touring grill.  Proceeds from donations and sales at the grill’s appearances will benefit the Charities listed.

The Johnsonville Big Taste Grill™ is no ordinary backyard barbecue.  Weighing more than 53,000 pounds and measuring 65 feet long, this giant grill requires its own semi-truck to haul it from one location to another.  It is equipped with hot and cold running water, a prep station, and a refrigeration unit.  The grill has the capacity to cook more than 750 brats at a time — approximately 2,500 per hour — and can accommodate more than 12 “grillmasters.”

Proceeds from sales at the grill benefit local charities and other non-profit organizations. To date, the Big Taste Grill™ has raised well over 2 million dollars for charities across the United States and Canada.

You can view the Big Taste Grill in all its magnitude at http://www3.johnsonville.com/bigtastegrill/

1^st EVENT:  Thursday, October 29 is the Deacon Tailgate Town Baity Street Bash.  It includes the following attractions:

Big Taste Grill… hosted by the Brian Piccolo Cancer Fund, a Wake Forest student-run organization which raises money for cancer research.  The Piccolo Fund has raised in excess of $1M for cancer research in its 20+ year history.  Johnsonville brats and Pepsi products will be served from 6:00pm – 9:00pm.  All proceeds benefit the Briand Piccolo Cancer Fund.  A Johnsonville Brat and drink will be $2.00.

Jim Grobe Radio Show… broadcast live from the Lowe’s Home Improvement stage on Baity Street from 7:00 pm – 8:00 pm.  Stan Cotten, Voice of the Demon Deacons, and Head Coach Jim Grobe discuss Wake Forest football and take calls from listeners.

Live Music… live band will play from the Lowe’s Home Improvement stage from 8:15pm until.

Other entertainment include contests, inflatable games for kids, etc.

Event begins at 6:00pm on at Deacon Tailgate Town on Baity Street.  Parking is free in the BB&T Field parking lots.

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2^nd EVENT:  Lowes Foods is partnering with Johnsonville’s Big Taste Grill this Halloween to bring some much needed supplies to the elderly.  The “Thrill and Grill” will offer an alternative to the traditional door-to-door candy collecting.  The Big Taste Grill will be serving up their famous Johnsonville Brats, chips, and a drink for only $2.00 each.  All proceeds from these sales will benefit Senior Services.  This organization will also be collecting donations for the upcoming Holidays including Boost or Ensure, canned meats such as tuna or chicken and adult diapers.

The event will take place Friday October 30th from 4 until 8pm at the Lowes Foods store in Clemmons and promises to be fun for the kids as well.  The Halloween festivities are to include a costume contest for ages 12 and below, decorating Halloween cookies, and Spooky Cauldrons.  There will also be an appearance from the Wake Forest Demon Deacon during the night.

3^rd EVENT:

ISP Sports and Johnsonville’s BIG TASTE GRILL will kickoff the tailgating party this Saturday, October 31

At the Wake Forest vs. Miami football game.  Game time is 3:30 pm.  The Big Taste Grill will be located in Deacon Tailgate Town on Baity, which opens to the public at 12:30 pm.

All proceeds will benefit the Abundant Life Christian Counseling Center.

Morgan thought she’d scare the crap outta me last night by bringing over a copy of the original “Halloween” to watch after we decorated my house.  Simply put, I fell asleep during the flick.  However, we did carve out  a really cool jack-o-lantern!

Rusty, sharpish objects and a Wal-Mart pumpkin means you need to stand back.  Nothing is spookier than tetanus.

Mmmmmm…pumpkin guts.

Note the focus on my face, trying to get my side carved better than Morgan’s.

The final product…the left side I carved, she carved the right…mine looks better, right?!